roughly 2 years later i decided to continue this...
Once there was a cat named dfighter pulling his eyes, because he wrote a Dogbot that bit a boner in Moscow and so cake unexpectedly tripped onto a zombie. The game is lost but vengeance remains. With deadly humor he observed many futile attempts to resist his vast, encyclopedic spells, and his porn-collection.
Urinating one street named Elm made his particularly good singing even better so then he started playing with cards until a frog named Phil jumped on the elmstreet despite the loss of his head. Headless he waited bored for dogs biting their giant nuts, until Phil Harmonic orchestrated his entire spacemonkey attack squad towards the Arcemu-testserver where they sleep.
Arcemu instead evaded work and had 3.3.3 MaNGOS enslaved. Ezri, however barfed onto Katy Perry who kissed cheese. Throbbing pain down Ezri evaded but then ragequit only after the cheap labour camp. Doggie restrained Hasbro's balls only because he likes BDSM.
Someday, WAmadeus composed a turd song only because his dress looked nothing like Hasbro's fancy dong. However fetishism is naice!
The Universe was Dark but something happened in the butt of Marforius, that changed the whole perception of Time. But, Thor showed up smiting the jew, named him Jim.